The Great Destroyer

cheers-for-all:

Me: What’s your house?

Person: Oh, I’m a Slytherin

Me: No, that isn’t what I meant

Person: What

Me, wearing a Capulet shirt: Do you quarrel sir

maliciousintruders:

Noah Maxwell: *sees Vin and Evan dead*

Noah Maxwell: 

thenimbus:

ok so i just saw the claims of grindlewald mcgrundledorf, the sequel to the fantastic beets spinoff hogwarts johnny depp film. harry pottman… NOT EVEN IN IT. they fucking RECAST dungledorf. AGAIN. and they didn’t even give him enough screen time? and this time voldermort was played by a woke jack sparrow on qualudes (aka jack sparrow doing a johnny depp impression). also it’s kinda fucked up how the new face of the magical wizarding world is a man named newt salamander played by steven hawking, captain science himself. i mean i didn’t read the book and i don’t remember the first one so i’m basically going in blind here. the plot straight up lifted some pages from super mario. clueless italian shmuck from brooklyn chasing some dizzy dame through magical lands with weird animals. nintendo’s gonna be knockin on the mouse’s door. i think he’s dudley duright’s dad from the future. and it was SO HARD TO FOLLOW. not even A SINGLE MENTION of harry pottermore so i had no fucking frame of reference for most of the film. there were good williams tunes and neat scenes and stuff, but pacing problems, some jarring editing, and hairy plotholes too. special effects ranged from “wow 2018 CG is completely amazing” to “wow i have no goddamn idea what the hell i just saw happen. that blotch of light vomit was magic i guess”. where does rowling get off naming strange characters lastrange. subtle. also can we talk about how dumplegorf has 27 BROTHERS now. linguini is a human now??? where will the madness end? rowling is a terrifying beast lusting for more power, yearning for souls to feed her theme park. NO HAGRID EVEN.

5.8251/10

itsonlymarlon:

briskeboys:

vikingpoteto:

not to be dramatic, but Okoye telling her bitch ass husband she would end him without hesitation when he tried to manipulate her changed me as a person and cured my depression. 

“would you kill me my love?”

“for wakanda? No question.”

a woman in my theater: “oH I HEARD THAT!!!!”

Wanda Maximov on the otherhand won’t uninstall her dating sim to save the universe.

baroness:

“When you start doubting yourself, remember everything that you’ve faced, all of the battles that you’ve won, and all of the fears you’ve overcome.”

— (via cwote)

kanyes-diary:

we live in a generation where people ignore each other to get each others attention.

uniej:

hocus pocus i cant focus